Visit to a movie theatre with an abrupt ending.

One sunday he wakes up early at 8:30,has a quick look at the newspaper,grabs his jeans and heads towards the movie theater.How he arrives at his destination is beyond the scope of this article.He hops down from the six wheeler and walks like a breeze(whatever that means)towards a blue glassy edifice he sees at a distance.He puts his right hand in his rear pocket and feels his brand-less tattered wallet.He performs the same act again after 20 seconds or so but this time he ensures he possesses sufficient amount of currency to enter the edifice.Now he can see the ticket counter,he also sees round female bottoms in his sphere of visibility.Before he starts counting them he hears a feminine voice "yes" she says-a lady in red T-shirt in her late teens.
He heads towards screen number 3 which is showing the same movie which he is going to watch in the next 10 minutes or so.Time flies by and he finds himself seated uncomfortably on a red seat,he counts the number of seats on his right and then on left, finds that they don't match and differ by one.He deducts that number of seats are even and an individual is not given the privilege to think he occupies a central position.A national anthem breaks his thought process and the rest of the proceedings are more boring than the movie itself.It could have been a wonderful article.But life is not a movie right?

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Now most of you would not agree with the author on this, but he says

There are more blogs on planet earth than pregnant midgets ....author

The only reason the author was restraining himself from creating a blog was a reiterating thought in his mind ,he will try to describe it in not more than 69(most googled number on google,do not google it) words and it goes like this....

He says "why people create blogs?only to exist on brittle ferromagnetic platters of remote servers?to share your constipated yellowish-brown ideas with random people?why random people around the globe should waste their time reading your pseud-intellectual plagiarized yellowish-brown crap?"

Now most of you reading this would not visit the authors blog again in your current life,for the life is too short or you wouldn't be able to find his blog unless you bookmark it.

On this note the author sighs.

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The author of this blog is a 22 year old male who has spent last 22 years of his life on planet earth for no obvious reasons.He likes to walk on its surface and lives with his parents for obvious reasons.He is a fun loving guy believes in quotes like "Work hard and party harder" NOT! and now he has created his own blog.He likes the thought of updating his blog daily.His limited Vocab and insufficient knowledge of the language he is using restricts him from writing any further.............